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Twitter is the new black

With the fall of Facebook due to its new layout, annoying newsfeed, and stalker-friendly tools, it seems as though more and more users have made Twitter their one and only social network.

Whether you look to Twitter to learn what’s going on in the world via trending topics, see what’s on your friends’ minds, or stalk Adam Levine, Twitter seems to have something for everyone. From the president of the United States, to our very own athletic director, everyone seems to be “tweeting” now.

These days, accounts aren’t only for people. There are twitter accounts for your favorite shows, teams, stores, and companies.
Stores such as Victoria’s Secret, The Gap, Marc Jacobs, and Dick’s Sporting Goods, are all on Twitter. Many of these stores even tweet coupons and special offers for their followers to redeem.

Mr. Brillo’s and his @LionAthletics account provide the latest news and updates of any LHS sporting event. ESPN, Sports Center, colleges, and even your favorite professional teams are all also on Twitter to keep you informed on what is going on in the world of athletics. Any sports fan would also appreciate @TheFakeESPN, a parody account that satires athletes and sports headlines.

Rapper Tyler The Creator, comedians Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh, actor Will Ferrell, and Barstool.com blogger David Portnoy, are some of the many hilarious celebrity accounts.

A good laugh can also always be found when scrolling down the page of Bad Luck Brian, The Crazy Girlfriend, or Condescending Wonka, and you’ll learn something new everyday with accounts such as Mindblowing Facts and Uber Facts.

There are numerous accounts that satire certain issues.

“I follow @FatKidProblems because, well, you know why,” said senior Ernad Minic. “The other day they tweeted ‘Nacho Doritos or Cool Ranch? #FatKidProblems’.”

Other relatable accounts such as Athlete Problems, Senior Problems, White Girl Problems, Men’s Humor, First World Problems, Boston Girl Problems, and New England Problems will have you re-tweeting your whole life story in less than 140 characters.

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Alex Francisco
Alex Francisco, Sports Editor
Fresh off of a great summer spent by her pool or at the Cape every weekend, this sun-worshipper is back for one last year at LHS. Alex, Al, Franny, or any other nickname you can come up with may come off as a girly-girl based on her long brown hair or Hello Kitty obsession, but anyone who knows her will argue she’s just like another one of the guys. The only thing she enjoys more than watching ESPN is being on the beach with her cowboy hat, sunglasses, one of her thousands of bikinis, and her favorite Pandora playlist: Today’s Country Hits with John Mayer and Dave Matthews band variety (So relaxing!) You’ll catch her roaming the halls in a basketball jersey and her purple crocs, but as long as you don’t try to change the music playing in her car, Molly the Mazda, you won’t have any problems.

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